Pompous Albert is Pretty Mad at You

He's named after Albert Einstein and swears revenge on the snooty judges that rejected his application to become a show cat. We should probably get to know him a little better.

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Albert's gloriously curly hair is a trait of his breed, the selkirk rex

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It doesn't explain why he loves his tipi, so we can feel free to just deal with that.
02
Albert claims the term "handsome devil" began with him

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There's absolutely no reason to question this crystal clear fact.
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Just in case you do feel like questioning it

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Brushing only exacerbates the crazy eye

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Don't stop though, because this fur must be displayed in its full luster.
05
Literally always watching

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"Add 'incredible stealth' to my resume. human."
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Albert is an office cat, and also self proclaimed bossy pants

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That means get back to work.
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Friendly reminder, he's watching you

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Print more businesses, minion!
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He's definitely also plotting world domination

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And everything is going according to plan.
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Mostly though, Albert is just mad at us

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Seriously, he's sick and tired of dealing with us.

All that Saturday sass. #caturday #pompousalbert @sagebrushfineart @alberttailsfromtheoffice
A video posted by Albert (@pompous.albert) on Feb 28, 2015 at 11:28am PST

We like it though.